With more than 38 million active users, GitHub is by far the largest source code version control hosting provider in the world. And with all these users, there's bound to be frustration from time to time. In this talk we'll explore an Azure function written in C# 8.0 that handles a GitHub webhook for issues and pull requests. When it encounters profane content it takes appropriate action, by making the content more palatable and less offensive. We'll see how to orchestrate various technologies together through SOLID patterns and practices. Expect to walk away from this talk learning about GitHub webhooks, Azure Functions, C# 8.0, CosmosDB and GraphQL.