Why Does Everyone Think I'm a Jerk?

Your heart is in the right place. But no matter what you say, everyone seems to think you're being mean or a jerk. Why ask for feedback if they're going to get mad?  

Does this sound familiar? 

Let's face it, most of us programmers aren't great at giving constructive criticism. I'm perfectly comfortable with facts, figures, programming and tech, but when it comes to sharing with other humans, sometimes things just seem to crash and burn.

Well, no more, my friend! I have the secrets of giving tough criticism without everyone thinking you're that jerk.  This isn't a touchy-feely presentation, either. It's filled with facts, real examples, tips and stories to illustrate the tips. What if you could make a few tweaks, a few patches to your delivery, and get people to be grateful for your heart-felt, thoughtful feedback?  Come to this talk and we'll walk through it.

From one programmer to another, let me show you how to give tough criticism properly and successfully.  And as a special Milwaukee Code Camp deal, I'm offering a money-back guarantee! If I can't help you, I'll refund the full price you paid to go to my talk!
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